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to us, you're not just a person. you're a number. >> jimmy: well, this is their new album, it's called "all you need is now." here with the title track, duran duran. ♪ ♪ it's all up to you now find yourself in the moment go directly to the voodoo now the channel is open ♪ ♪ lose your head lose control you come on delicate and fine like a diamond in the mine ♪ ♪ whoa-oh yeah ♪ ♪ when you move into the light you're the great thing alive whoa-oh ♪ ♪ and you sway in the moon the way you did when you were younger ♪ ♪ when we told everybody all you need is now ♪ ♪ stay with the music let it play a little longer ♪ ♪ you don't need anybody all you need is now ♪ ♪ everybody's gunning for the vip section ♪ ♪ but you're better up and running in another direction ♪ ♪ with your bones in the flow ♪ ♪ cold shadow on the vine but your lashes let it shine ♪ ♪ whoa-oh yeah-ah ♪ ♪ every moment that arrives you're the greatest thing alive oh, whoa-oh ♪ ♪ and you sway in the moo
to us, you're not just a person. you're a number. >> jimmy: well, this is their new album, it's called "all you need is now." here with the title track, duran duran. ♪ ♪ it's all up to you now find yourself in the moment go directly to the voodoo now the channel is open ♪ ♪ lose your head lose control you come on delicate and fine like a diamond in the mine ♪ ♪ whoa-oh yeah ♪ ♪ when you move into the light you're the great thing alive whoa-oh ♪ ♪ and you sway...
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and a big baba booey to all of us here in the studio. you picked a good night to join us. the great and powerful howard stern is with us here. and so are his fans. it's a interesting group. howard stern fans and i include myself in this group, are strange and wonderful species. they're from all walks of life. they feed on krus day shans, fish and other marine life. they live in basements. they have sexual relations with their pillows. and if you're hoping to spot one in the wild, the best place to look is behind your local news reporter. >> this video is on youtube so we cannot verify its you a th authenticity -- >> kelsey grammer wears a dress, baba booey! >> jimmy: like 40 of those gentlemen in our audience tonight. howard was able to score a rare interview with charlie sheen this week. it was amazing. especially great because of sirius, you can say anything you want. they only take a commercial break when they feel like it and howard manages to get people to open up far more widely than they probably should. i wanted to play some of that interview but we, unfortunately,
and a big baba booey to all of us here in the studio. you picked a good night to join us. the great and powerful howard stern is with us here. and so are his fans. it's a interesting group. howard stern fans and i include myself in this group, are strange and wonderful species. they're from all walks of life. they feed on krus day shans, fish and other marine life. they live in basements. they have sexual relations with their pillows. and if you're hoping to spot one in the wild, the best place...
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for the achiever in us all. a living, breathing intelligence that is helping business rethink how to do business. ♪ in here, inventory can be taughbeto learn... so products get routed to where they're needed most. ♪ in here, machines have a voice... so they can tell headquarters when they need refilling. ♪ in here, money works smarter... so financial institutions can turn dreams into realities. in here, medical history is brought to life... so doctors can see sa patient's medical records - even if they're away from home. it's more than advanced technology. it's the at&t network -- a network of possibilities, creating and integrating solutions, helping business, and the world...work. rethink possible. >> jimmy: we're back with tom hanks. cee lo green still to come. >> and a snappy band. a snappy band. >> jimmy: they are one of the snappiest. they look good tonight, right? normally they look like they're selling ed hardy shirts out of the back of a van. congratulations, you are a grandfather now. >> i am ind
for the achiever in us all. a living, breathing intelligence that is helping business rethink how to do business. ♪ in here, inventory can be taughbeto learn... so products get routed to where they're needed most. ♪ in here, machines have a voice... so they can tell headquarters when they need refilling. ♪ in here, money works smarter... so financial institutions can turn dreams into realities. in here, medical history is brought to life... so doctors can see sa patient's medical records...
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playing us off the air with "yep, that's me," jamie foxx. good night. >> los angeles, we came to party tonight, y'all. we came to get on the show tonight, y'all. here we go. ♪ yep that's me i'm in the drive ♪ ♪ i'm in the club going strong we're in the back
playing us off the air with "yep, that's me," jamie foxx. good night. >> los angeles, we came to party tonight, y'all. we came to get on the show tonight, y'all. here we go. ♪ yep that's me i'm in the drive ♪ ♪ i'm in the club going strong we're in the back
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i used to take tylenol. i switched to advil. been using it ever since. and when the pain is gone and you feel good and you feel healthy... work or pleasure, i can go on with my life. [ male announcer ] make the switch. take action. take advil®. we find money others miss. second look review,witch. what will we find you? come in for a free second look review of your taxes. even if you've already done them with someone else. call 1-800-hrblock, and never settle for less. it mthe new focus canelieve that virtually park itself. till you actually see it . . . park itself. the all-new ford focus with class-exclusive active park assist. >>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, ryan phillippe. the next bachelorette. the hottie body jim-miracle diet. and music from ron sexsmith. with cleto and the cletones. and now not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i appreciate that. especially during this difficult daylight saving ti
i used to take tylenol. i switched to advil. been using it ever since. and when the pain is gone and you feel good and you feel healthy... work or pleasure, i can go on with my life. [ male announcer ] make the switch. take action. take advil®. we find money others miss. second look review,witch. what will we find you? come in for a free second look review of your taxes. even if you've already done them with someone else. call 1-800-hrblock, and never settle for less. it mthe new focus...
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the term intervention, do we use war, do we use squirmish -- >> jimmy: i don't know -- squirmish is how i feel every time imhear you talk. [ applause ] here's something that i'm going to get sarah palin is not going to buy for her children. perez hilton has written a children's book. a company called ed celebr-book has published it. the first title he pitched to them was called "the very slutty caterpillar." the publishers didn't like that. so, then, "good night moon, you skank." finally "everyone poops and i've got the pictures." they had trouble getting legal clearance for the pictures. probably for the best. one more thing. this is a story from india. a state in western india has banned a new book about gandhi after early reviews say the book imflips that gandhi had a homosexual relationship with a man, of all things. the author claims this is a misunderstanding, because gandhi was celebrate, because he couldn't be straight or gay, i guess. but what was more surprising to me was that the revelation that gandhi is, in fact, the man who invented the snuggie. and he did early work o
the term intervention, do we use war, do we use squirmish -- >> jimmy: i don't know -- squirmish is how i feel every time imhear you talk. [ applause ] here's something that i'm going to get sarah palin is not going to buy for her children. perez hilton has written a children's book. a company called ed celebr-book has published it. the first title he pitched to them was called "the very slutty caterpillar." the publishers didn't like that. so, then, "good night moon, you...
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radio for us here on satellite. so now you can carry us around with you. and i'm out here promoting, spreading the word. you can get it on your blackberry, android, and iphone, of course. and, believe me. i'm the only idiot from sirius going around promoting this thing. that oprah's got a channel. oprah has a channel on sirius, as you know, and where is she promoting this thing? why is she not on your show? >> jimmy: nowhere, nothing. >> they're paying her $50 million, jimmy. $50 million. and i don't hear her mention a word about the cell phone. >> jimmy: $50 million to be on -- wow. that is unbelievable. let me tell you something, your boss over there, every time i'm in the show, he says, we'd love to get you on the channel, but i think he wants me to do a charlie sheen where he wants me to go on and do it for nothing. >> i've sucked all the money out of that company and you're going to have to work for free. what can i tell you? but i'm the savior, of course. >> jimmy: so let's -- should we do the pretend thing where you hand me the phone or no? >> okay.
radio for us here on satellite. so now you can carry us around with you. and i'm out here promoting, spreading the word. you can get it on your blackberry, android, and iphone, of course. and, believe me. i'm the only idiot from sirius going around promoting this thing. that oprah's got a channel. oprah has a channel on sirius, as you know, and where is she promoting this thing? why is she not on your show? >> jimmy: nowhere, nothing. >> they're paying her $50 million, jimmy. $50...
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you can get forced -- for us, we come to work here every day and suddenly strangers come and tell us we're not allowed. >> they make you roll the windows down on your car. roll the windows down, sir. they lean in, they go, hi, mr. hanks. and go through. like, who is going to be here in with me? by myself as it is. >> jimmy: i want you to know, i think "toy story 3" was the best movie of the year. >> oh, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] you have -- you don't have an applause guy, you have a bald headed guy going like that. going like that. like that. >> jimmy: he's our own oscar statuette. >> jimmy: there you go. i look at "the king's speech," but somebody could do that with their video cameras. but "toy story 3," no one could do that. >> i'm on the board of governors. >> jimmy: did you vote for your own movie? >> i was in "toy story 3." and yes it is the best movie of the year. i don't know what happened. i don't know what happened. >> jimmy: i don't know, either. >> what's the point of being on the board of governors if you don't make some money, which i don't. and numbe
you can get forced -- for us, we come to work here every day and suddenly strangers come and tell us we're not allowed. >> they make you roll the windows down on your car. roll the windows down, sir. they lean in, they go, hi, mr. hanks. and go through. like, who is going to be here in with me? by myself as it is. >> jimmy: i want you to know, i think "toy story 3" was the best movie of the year. >> oh, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] you have -- you...